hedonisticalien:

2 weeks and 4 days until kc

2 weeks and 4 days <3 <3 <3 i luv u

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#1 Sex Tip for Guys

roughsexmakesmewet:

Just because you masturbate in silence doesn’t mean you have to have sex in silence. Hearing a guy moan is the sexiest thing ever.

!!!

(via chokesngags)

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rode on my roommates motorcycle today with him, made my day love that shit so much and he was making me laugh the whole time it was a blast

(Source: trans-par-en-cy, via feat)

stalemuffin:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

also see:

maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.

(via mymompickedthisurl)

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my sisters are in their mid thirties now and they have not grown out of the resentment they hold for me; I need to accept that I will probably never, ever have their friendship and I can’t burst into tears after I run into them on the street

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hedonisticalien:

feeling guilty for needing alone time is the worst🙍
🙍
I wish I could interact with people constantly w/o it draining my energy but unfortunately that’s not how I am

i been needing alone time more frequently as i age and it confuses me but can’t deny its utter necessity 

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that kind of hungover where u feel alright u just have absolutely no idea what the f to do w urself 

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too much freedom it’s driving me bonkersss !*!*!*$@#%!$# so easy to stop holding myself accountable for shit 

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257yqtiuaghet7q3y5ti huadznjbgat375yhq ahugzdagyehitaekjgn ok getting my life a little more together as of today 

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when you let someone cum in your mouth and then they make out with you immediately after 🎀💕💎

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wait I feel better again

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opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

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Q: how did court go?

have to go back August 12 :( four hour drive blahhh

asked by unpleasannt
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